Serenity now?
Nah. Fresh off the warpath, I'm done with the Jesus Martinez insults for now, he bores me since he's too busy masturbating to bikini clad jpegs of Ashley Spears Aguilara Lohan or whatever other jailbait he's "writing" about, to post back.
Besides, everyone now knows that Mohammed Garcia, or Jesus Martinez,or whatever name he's going by now is by far the lamest internet combatant I've taken on. The guy didn't even last past the opening salvo before attempting to remove every trace of me from his readership. Maybe he learned his lesson.
His reader "Big D" seems not to have however. Leaving comments like the following aren't smart either...
A crush? Martinez posted about me first. I think you need to re-evaluate who wants to go "brokeback" on whom. I love the fact that you think I got mocked too. Could you please show me where...? It seems to me while you were lost in your sycophantian fantasy of stroking off the phallus of Jesus Martinez' ..err..ego...you forgot that the guy bailed out of his "mockery" as soon as I posted something (something beyond the generic celebrity worship/gay jokes that he did, i might add) in reply.
"you scoff at those who talk about scat and rim jobs..." Tell me you aren't really defending yourself with that statement. You guys make this too easy. Ok, so a bunch of dudes gather around their computer screens and type in comments about licking asshole while looking at women who are either too young or too hot to hang out with them ever...
Let me guess, you guys call each other up for simultaneous jerk off sessions while watching late night cinemax too. Or was i not supposed to talk about that?
"...we wipe shit on your windshields.."
I make you lick it up.
This tool was even easier than Martinez....
Next.
Besides, everyone now knows that Mohammed Garcia, or Jesus Martinez,or whatever name he's going by now is by far the lamest internet combatant I've taken on. The guy didn't even last past the opening salvo before attempting to remove every trace of me from his readership. Maybe he learned his lesson.
His reader "Big D" seems not to have however. Leaving comments like the following aren't smart either...
The way you rail on and on about how lame that site is and how lame Martinez is, it seems almost like you have a little crush on him. And using transference to explain why someone wants to take jabs at a bunch of pompous blog-elitists is the biggest bit of self-denial I have ever read! You get mocked because your blog-world is so precious to all of you. You are trying to raise it to high art, and you scoff at those who talk about scat and rim jobs. While you scoff at us, we wipe shit on your windshields. So just drop it, stick to your 12 steps to being a douchebag, have your midlife crisis for your 7 readers, and let the rest of us look at celebrity snatch in peace.
A crush? Martinez posted about me first. I think you need to re-evaluate who wants to go "brokeback" on whom. I love the fact that you think I got mocked too. Could you please show me where...? It seems to me while you were lost in your sycophantian fantasy of stroking off the phallus of Jesus Martinez' ..err..ego...you forgot that the guy bailed out of his "mockery" as soon as I posted something (something beyond the generic celebrity worship/gay jokes that he did, i might add) in reply.
"you scoff at those who talk about scat and rim jobs..." Tell me you aren't really defending yourself with that statement. You guys make this too easy. Ok, so a bunch of dudes gather around their computer screens and type in comments about licking asshole while looking at women who are either too young or too hot to hang out with them ever...
Let me guess, you guys call each other up for simultaneous jerk off sessions while watching late night cinemax too. Or was i not supposed to talk about that?
"...we wipe shit on your windshields.."
I make you lick it up.
This tool was even easier than Martinez....
Next.
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